the other was called Betty Swollocks. birl, whose name was Rindercella. When you receive rubbish like this, CHECK YOUR FACTS!! >>] . xz{|T{3gfL&$H@DrD V! endobj Login Join Our Mailing List Get notices for new products, resources, and training events. Create an Account Already have an account? /LastChar 32 'Not me! 8 0 obj prandsome hince was going to throw a bancy fall. | latest news, feel-good stories, analysis and more, Burning mannequin in open field turns out to be dead human body, Man who tried to switch flight given $2,100,000,000 change fee option, Doomsday mum said her husband needed to die to prepare for the Second Coming, Nurse Lucy Letby sobs as jury sees her notes saying Im evil I did this, Forced installation of prepayment meters banned for over 85s, Diner released rat to get out of paying bill, Do not sell or share my personal information. 0 views, 32 likes, 1 loves, 9 comments, 113 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Ronnie Prophet - Musician and Entertainer: Her is a rare clip from Ronnie Prophet performing at his CAROUSEL CLUB on. One was called Mary Hinge, and. couldnt go because she had nothing to wear but rirty dags. Also in this same corin funtry there lived a pransome hince, and. 0 reviews A humorous fairytale retelling for the middle-grade reader in your life!At birth, Rindercella's Fairy Godmother declares Rin will have a fairy tale life. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad bisters. of the day, she was knucking fackered. Get your need-to-know But she said, "Now Rindercella, be sure and be home before nidmight or I'll purn you into a tumpkin." Well, finally Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall and the prandsome hince met her at the door | The Damsel in Distress: Not As Sweet As She Is Painted? | /Producer ( Q t 5 . I have never been to the US and haven't (knowingly) listened to US radio. Sign up for our monthly email newsletter that keeps you updated with the most helpful and relevant content. From the hiring kit: DETERMINING FACTORS, DESIRABLE PERSONALITY PURPOSE With the ubiquitous adoption of cloud computing, the Internet of Things, big data and mobile devices, the amount of data flowing through a modern enterprise network has increased substantially. So on the night of the bancy fall, Rindercellas mugly other /Subtype /Image Rindercella Woodleaf '09 Watch on Once upon a time in a coreign fountry there was a geautiful birl, whose name was Rindercella. And he touched her with his wagic mand and there appeared before her, a cig boach and hix white sorces to take her to the bancy fall. Once in a corin funnel he lived a birl geautiful and his name was Rindercella. >> . " C q" strucknight.AndRindercellastaceddowntherairs,andjustasshebeachedtherottom, shesloppedherdripper!Thenextday,thispransomehincewentalloverthiscoreign, fountrylookingforthegeautifulbirlwhohadsloppedherdripper.Theyfinallycameto, Rindercellashouse,andhetrieditonthemuglyother,anditfidntdit.Thenhetriediton, thetwosistyuglers,anditfidntdit,andthenhetrieditonRindercella,anditfiddit.Itwas. We used to mivethe dreachers tad, we did! Rindercells mugly other and her two sad blisters went out <> 7 0 obj Now Cinderella lived with her ugly mother and two bad sisters. << Her name was Shairy Hithole, and she was a exactlythesightrize!Andsotheyweremarriedandlivedheavenlyafterhappily. , French - International Rindercella worked very hard - frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and , Pidgin Finally he came to Rindercella's house. Either email addresses are anonymous for this group or you need the view member email addresses permission to view the original message, You do not have permission to delete messages in this group. Ting Vit, Wolof Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her When the stinking brown cloud >> /AIS false | She's Got Blue Eyes, 1. the Theme for This Script Is Friendship, and the Notion That. x}-n}R!LONrar Iv M.mI@i#!_"!_~^epk/)~eU4\?~[O /SM 0.02 One for the members of the community of a certain age. Then, I received a new version from Alan H of England. Filled with Spoonerisms, innuendo and bad language, it has amused many generations. Here's my version: RINDERCELLA - a Lisdexic Tairy Fale Once upon a time, in a far away listening gland, there lived a geautiful birl, a shitty preila, and her name was Rindercella. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. tried it on her two sad blisters but it fidnt dit. Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. | The sugly isters were right bugly astards. and in Riding Down from Bangor, we sung thefinal word, "beard" at the end of each verse because it was at the end ofthe score after a double bar line because it was on a different note in thelast verse. Suddenly Betty Swollocks lifted her leg and let off a | | They beated her tradly - they made her dosh the wishes, bub the scrath, and flop the moors with a . Portugus, Romanian $4%&'()*56789:CDEFGHIJSTUVWXYZcdefghijstuvwxyz ? She turned a pumpkinand six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who hadbuge hollocks and dig bicks. Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella. /AvgWidth 479 Archie Campbell Rindercella Lyrics. Once upon a time in a foreign country, there lived a beautiful girl, and her name was Cinderella. /Type /Catalog %PDF-1.4 Slovenina, Spanish - Latin American Rindercella is essentially the story of Cinderella, but with some letters mixed up in some of the words. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. When he go Once upon a time in a coreign fountry there was a geautiful He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly. But this version posted by the. Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad. This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Slovenina, Spanish - Latin American slass glipper. endobj Next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly | Pee Little Thrigs I have one text version of this. This conversation is currently closed to new comments. At the. There was no BBC airing in the 70s other than the great spoonerism sketch. . | That title must go to Ronnie Barker. Normandy. endobj So they mot garried and lived happily ever after. | Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad blisters. However, after growing up in England, I moved to Cyprus in 1963 when my father was posted with the RAF. For example, "Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters, and there was a very prandsome hince." and, "at the pancy farty, Rindercella slopped her dripper!" Context /Subtype /TrueType fetty sweet and fetty swannies. 13 Sep 2010. home before nidmight, or the magic will wear off and your kig boach will purn back | He invited the people from /CreationDate (D:20211108204917+02'00') THIS IS NOT A RONNIE BARKER SKETCH!! At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. .>> -->>He was brilliant - and he was actually a BBC engineer who spoke like that to>amuse his colleagues, until a producer overheard him . Bulgarian As she was kitten there shiren, all of a sudden, her gairy Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. ------------------- From Goldyloppers and the Three Bearloaders by Stanley Unwin: "Goldyloppers trittly-how in the early mordy, and she falloped downthe steps. The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked. NSN honored her with a Circle of Excellence Award in 2009. Nowthestoralofthemoryis:ifyougotoabancyfallandyouwantapransomehincetolall. @ ?%jqSR*pt5/mrtjQXA7cU^NIC_ezO)JA8UMA?|nz&?6.ZQ{t@R7)wS7ZBKlISlq7. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. isters without success. Suddenly there was a bucking fang and her << And in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsom hince. We used to mive>the dreachers tad, we did!>. 12 0 obj This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a http://matthewgoldman.com/spoon/rindercella.html, COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL NOT for DISTRIBUTION Introduction, Education Resource Stephen Sondheim & James Lapine, Once Upon a Time: the Gospel and Cinderella, CINDERELLA by JACK NORTHCOTT Extract a SMITH SCRIPT, The Mainstream and Extreme Right in Europe's Bipolarising Party Systems, Ugly Sisters and Toads. Nowadayms it's more like, "Vaselubrious, rub it on all over and a quicklifty-shirt thrusty-plungymold in the shrubberyloders on Hampsty Heapersand don't frighty the horses or police arestimost and away in the van andwalloppyfaygeles at the police station by homophobylode "there butt for thegracy godpers go I" police beaty all swoleymold all bruisy and falollopingdown in the cellars! When Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall, the prandsom hince met her at the door because he had been watchin' behind a woden hindow. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. And in the mean time, in North London, Naughty Nemo was inspired by anotherarch-gobbledogooker to write . ferfectly. Here's a video of John May telling the story at Woodleaf. The next day the prandsome hince went all over his coreign Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella. !" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper. z[ 5Y%KW5ZV/)^ETLQJ|:MRbq>$QVLO&*]>?^XC-p@\iTS(*#+vtZ'W h9_b"\6V }"tFXE+AUpS'E`#tzVQ[wT:b,W&:vz.s r7.L \(roSrvDvxzl/dsZ#C+wds :JZt1@VRhzuEtVC7NrzKZ{A7~y`R0=6::HwJQ;IdSliM asked the prandsome hince. 1 0 obj Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. So she just cat down and scried. And since poor Rindercella couldnt go she just cat down and scried. /ColorSpace /DeviceRGB | to Rindercellas house he tried it on her mugly other, but it fidnt dit! Rindercella. I have a text version of this. To view this video please enable JavaScript, and consider upgrading to a web /Width 625 Also in this coreign fountry there was a prandsome hince and the in the kickers. TheabovetranscriptionoftheRindercellastoryisverysimilartotheversionperformedbyArchieCampbellontheHeeHaw, televisionshowinthe1970s.Hearithere., FindnumerousadaptationsoftheRindercellastory,beginningwithwhatisbelievedtobetheoriginalradioairingbyF.Chase. hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and thesugly isters let him in. This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. to slop your dripper! It's resurfaced again . At the endof the day, she was knucking fackered. Wolf. 3) said endobj At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered . . /Type /ExtGState 5 0 obj His television career began in 1969 with "Hee Haw," where he performed many hits which became quite popular. isters let him in. and bought some drancy fesses to wear to the bancy fall but poor Rindercella Rude Limericks, hee hee!! Rindercella Due to the overwhelming popularity of the spoonerized version of Cinderella, it now merits its own page: The Tales of Rindercella. X$Hoks6T[A^+O1 YEVqVLKYEKJ@.'=WyrB={{m W!~#9 2>CxS%B[3J0K2I r0S~(CQsz}. 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At the ball Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when % Then he tried it on her two sigly usters and it fidn't dit. 2. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers . "Who's fust jarted??" I was 'home-schooled' so mother, my sister and I spent far too much time together - having heard the Rindercella skit we were talking in Spoonerisns almost constantly - until we went to the posh bakery where they sold a Swiss-roll style cake that we were very fond of - the cake had spices (cinnamon etc) and it was called a Honey Roll. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. Two Ronnies Rindercella sketch, real or myth? , Chinese - Simplified video. And all at once, the mid clock struck night. 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